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Trick or treat? Give me something good to eat! Halloween is neat! This holiday can’t be beat. Witches, ghosts, black cats, scary stories, all the joys and horrors of a thrill seeking costume goer. The sounds of a great time had by all on repeat. Don’t be left out of the fun and joy. This shirt is better than a toy! It shows your joy! Be the captain of the S.S. Halloween party ship and tell everyone to come aboard, “Ahoy-hoy!” To see more designs in this category check out our store by clicking here. ITEM DESCRIPTIONPlease check the sizing chart to make sure the size of the garment you select will be a comfortable fit.Mens Crewneck Sweatshirts are a 50% Cotton/50% Polyester blend for a warm and comfortable fit.Design is printed on the front of the sweatshirt as pictured. The back of the sweatshirt will be blank.Garment is fully machine washable. Best washing instructions are to wash the garment inside out, in cold water with like colors, and lay flat to air dry or on low heat to preserve the life of the garment. **** PLEASE CHECK THE SIZING CHART TO ENSURE THE BEST FIT. ****Mens Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizing ChartSweatshirt WidthSweatshirt LengthSmall20 Inches26 InchesMedium22 Inches27 InchesLarge24 Inches28 InchesExtra Large/XL26 Inches29 Inches2XL/XXL28 Inches30 Inches **** Please note: Size specifications are approximate because of variations in the manufacturing process. **** PAYMENT INFORMATION-We are PayPal Verified. We ONLY accept PayPal and require immediate payment.-If you would like to purchase multiple items, please add each item to your cart before checking out. SHIPPINGWe offer FREE SHIPPING. You will be provided a delivery confirmation tracking number once the order is processed.If you need the item sooner we can upgrade your shipping which has a delivery estimate of 2-3 days for an additional cost of $5.00 per item.If your item is marked as undeliverable and returned to us, we will contact you for a new, updated address in which to ship the item back to you at no additional cost. RETURNS/REFUNDS/EXCHANGESWe offer a 100% money back guarantee return policy. Please contact us through eBay messages BEFORE returning an item so that we may provide the best service possible! FEEDBACKWe understand how important feedback is and want to ensure that you have the best shopping experience possible. If you’re unable to give us 5-stars across the board, please contact us to let us know what we need to do to make you a happy customer. We strive to answer all messages within one business day.

Trick or treat? Give me something good to eat! Halloween is neat! This holiday can’t be beat. Witches, ghosts, black cats, scary stories, all the joys and horrors of a thrill seeking costume goer. The sounds of a great time had by all on repeat. Don’t be left out of the fun and joy. This shirt is better than a toy! It shows your joy! Be the captain of the S.S. Halloween party ship and tell everyone to come aboard, “Ahoy-hoy!” To see more designs in this category check out our store by clicking here. ITEM DESCRIPTIONPlease check the sizing chart to make sure the size of the garment you select will be a comfortable fit.Mens Crewneck Sweatshirts are a 50% Cotton/50% Polyester blend for a warm and comfortable fit.Design is printed on the front of the sweatshirt as pictured. The back of the sweatshirt will be blank.Garment is fully machine washable. Best washing instructions are to wash the garment inside out, in cold water with like colors, and lay flat to air dry or on low heat to preserve the life of the garment. **** PLEASE CHECK THE SIZING CHART TO ENSURE THE BEST FIT. ****Mens Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizing ChartSweatshirt WidthSweatshirt LengthSmall20 Inches26 InchesMedium22 Inches27 InchesLarge24 Inches28 InchesExtra Large/XL26 Inches29 Inches2XL/XXL28 Inches30 Inches **** Please note: Size specifications are approximate because of variations in the manufacturing process. **** PAYMENT INFORMATION-We are PayPal Verified. We ONLY accept PayPal and require immediate payment.-If you would like to purchase multiple items, please add each item to your cart before checking out. SHIPPINGWe offer FREE SHIPPING. You will be provided a delivery confirmation tracking number once the order is processed.If you need the item sooner we can upgrade your shipping which has a delivery estimate of 2-3 days for an additional cost of $5.00 per item.If your item is marked as undeliverable and returned to us, we will contact you for a new, updated address in which to ship the item back to you at no additional cost. RETURNS/REFUNDS/EXCHANGESWe offer a 100% money back guarantee return policy. Please contact us through eBay messages BEFORE returning an item so that we may provide the best service possible! FEEDBACKWe understand how important feedback is and want to ensure that you have the best shopping experience possible. If you’re unable to give us 5-stars across the board, please contact us to let us know what we need to do to make you a happy customer. We strive to answer all messages within one business day.